More news to come at the top of the hour

  • Boxer briefs: the perfect compromise!
  • Lots of good shows are on television!
  • Pizza is good, but have you tried cheeseburger pizza?
  • Doritos make you fart! Or at least, they make me fart!
  • Super Mario Bros.: a *classic* video game!
  • The Winter Olympics are certainly full of talented athletes!
  • Comics aren’t just for kids anymore!
  • Did you know that there are other kinds of videotape besides VHS?
  • Jewish people don’t believe in Jesus!
  • For fast internet service, try cable!
  • You know who’s really stylish? Gay folks!
  • With ‘emoticons’ you can express yourself without words!
  • Dick Cheney is a knife-wielding maniac!