- Boxer briefs: the perfect compromise!
- Lots of good shows are on television!
- Pizza is good, but have you tried cheeseburger pizza?
- Doritos make you fart! Or at least, they make me fart!
- Super Mario Bros.: a *classic* video game!
- The Winter Olympics are certainly full of talented athletes!
- Comics aren’t just for kids anymore!
- Did you know that there are other kinds of videotape besides VHS?
- Jewish people don’t believe in Jesus!
- For fast internet service, try cable!
- You know who’s really stylish? Gay folks!
- With ‘emoticons’ you can express yourself without words!
- Dick Cheney is a knife-wielding maniac!
Vaguely creative and artistically unfocused balderdash.