Buffy bit players edition
![Danny Strong](thedailyhey/030804-dannystrong.jpg)
Danny Strong, best known as “Jonathan” on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, approves of my hat.
![Schwarzenegger-lookin' mother fucker](thedailyhey/030804-brianthompson.jpg)
Character actor Brian Thompson, also known as “The Judge” on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, approves of my hat. Although he made me give him five dollars.
![hat buddieth](thedailyhey/030804-iyari.jpg)
Iyari Limon, who played the character “Kennedy” on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, approved of my hat so much that she went out and got one for herself.
I am a nerd.
![she left me a little red-faced](thedailyhey/030803-cheyenne.jpg)
Porn star Cheyenne Silver approves of my hat.
![The Dush](thedailyhey/030802-dushku.jpg)
Look! It’s noted TV and film actress Eliza Dushku! (She was projected on a screen for the saps in the back of the audience.)
![QT](thedailyhey/030802-quentin.jpg)
Look! It’s acclaimed film director Quentin Tarantino! (Different panel, same deal.)
![Ray Wise!](thedailyhey/030801-raywise.jpg)
Look! It’s Twin Peaks, Robocop, and Jeepers Creepers 2 actor Ray Wise!
![old people](thedailyhey/030731-archie1.jpg)
Old people on a panel discuss why Archie Comics are relevant to today’s teenagers.
![old people](thedailyhey/030731-archie2.jpg)
Old people in the audience agree with them.
To those of you not in the “know”, this past weekend I was at the Wizard World 2001 comic book convention, here in Chicago. I spent ridiculous amounts of money and met Kimmi (see preceding article), and also:
![afterwards she stabbed me and he went 'thwip'](../du/con-elektralucspidey.jpg)
Elektra: Assassin and Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man were on hand to demonstrate the perils of wearing spandex too frequently. Oh, the rashes!
![this one goes out to all tha sexy lay-days in tha hizouse](../du/con-spike.jpg)
James Marsters, aka “Spike” from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, appeared briefly on the convention floor, rapped freestyle for a few minutes, and turned to mist.
![intergalactic planetary planetary intergalactic](../du/con-optimus.jpg)
Optimus Prime asked to bum a cigarette off me. I didn’t have any. I asked him to transform, but he wouldn’t. Asshole.
Pictured: myself with Kimmi from “Survivor 2″:
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Sweet!
Vaguely creative and artistically unfocused balderdash.