Category Archives: Con Weirdness

Famous people bazaar #4

Buffy bit players edition

Danny Strong

Danny Strong, best known as “Jonathan” on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, approves of my hat.

Schwarzenegger-lookin' mother fucker

Character actor Brian Thompson, also known as “The Judge” on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, approves of my hat. Although he made me give him five dollars.

hat buddieth

Iyari Limon, who played the character “Kennedy” on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, approved of my hat so much that she went out and got one for herself.

I am a nerd.

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she left me a little red-faced

Porn star Cheyenne Silver approves of my hat.

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The Dush

Look! It’s noted TV and film actress Eliza Dushku! (She was projected on a screen for the saps in the back of the audience.)


Look! It’s acclaimed film director Quentin Tarantino! (Different panel, same deal.)

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Ray Wise!

Look! It’s Twin Peaks, Robocop, and Jeepers Creepers 2 actor Ray Wise!

The problem with Archie

old people

Old people on a panel discuss why Archie Comics are relevant to today’s teenagers.

old people

Old people in the audience agree with them.

dudes gawking at something or other

enjoying refreshments

disembodied head of autobot enthusiast

nerd mecca

two kids playing heroclix or something

stormtrooper and pikachu


To those of you not in the “know”, this past weekend I was at the Wizard World 2001 comic book convention, here in Chicago. I spent ridiculous amounts of money and met Kimmi (see preceding article), and also:

afterwards she stabbed me and he went 'thwip'
Elektra: Assassin and Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man were on hand to demonstrate the perils of wearing spandex too frequently. Oh, the rashes!

this one goes out to all tha sexy lay-days in tha hizouse
James Marsters, aka “Spike” from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, appeared briefly on the convention floor, rapped freestyle for a few minutes, and turned to mist.

intergalactic planetary planetary intergalactic
Optimus Prime asked to bum a cigarette off me. I didn’t have any. I asked him to transform, but he wouldn’t. Asshole.


Pictured: myself with Kimmi from “Survivor 2″: