Buffy bit players edition
Danny Strong, best known as “Jonathan” on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, approves of my hat.
Character actor Brian Thompson, also known as “The Judge” on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, approves of my hat. Although he made me give him five dollars.
Iyari Limon, who played the character “Kennedy” on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, approved of my hat so much that she went out and got one for herself.
I am a nerd.
Porn star Cheyenne Silver approves of my hat.
Look! It’s noted TV and film actress Eliza Dushku! (She was projected on a screen for the saps in the back of the audience.)
Look! It’s acclaimed film director Quentin Tarantino! (Different panel, same deal.)
Look! It’s Twin Peaks, Robocop, and Jeepers Creepers 2 actor Ray Wise!
Old people on a panel discuss why Archie Comics are relevant to today’s teenagers.
Old people in the audience agree with them.
To those of you not in the “know”, this past weekend I was at the Wizard World 2001 comic book convention, here in Chicago. I spent ridiculous amounts of money and met Kimmi (see preceding article), and also:
Elektra: Assassin and Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man were on hand to demonstrate the perils of wearing spandex too frequently. Oh, the rashes!
James Marsters, aka “Spike” from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, appeared briefly on the convention floor, rapped freestyle for a few minutes, and turned to mist.
Optimus Prime asked to bum a cigarette off me. I didn’t have any. I asked him to transform, but he wouldn’t. Asshole.
Pictured: myself with Kimmi from “Survivor 2″:
Sweet!
Vaguely creative and artistically unfocused balderdash.