2002 Daily Hey Oscar Picks

Apparently the Academy Award nominations are going to be announced tomorrow, so I thought I would jump in there first with a few Oscar nominations of my own.

Best Picture: “Oscar and Lucinda”
Best Director: John Landis, “Oscar”
Best Gay Playwright: Oscar Wilde
Best Luncheon Meat: Oscar Mayer
Best Can-Dwelling Monster: Oscar the Grouch
Best Half of “The Odd Couple”: Oscar Madison
Best Walter Matthau Role: Oscar Madison
Best Jack Klugman Role: Quincy (come on)
Best Character from “Ghostbusters 2″: Baby Oscar
Best Boxer: Oscar de la Hoya
Best Linux Software Bundle: OSCAR
Best Oscar: Oscar Best, “Angel Heart”
Best Holocaust Subverter: Oskar Schindler
Best Fashion Designer: Oscar de la Renta
The Irving Thalberg Lifetime Achievement Award for Being Named Oscar: Oscar Micheaux
Best Archbishop of El Salvador: Oscar Romero
Best World-Class Pianist and Jazz Great: Oscar Peterson
Best Actor in a Supporting Role: Steve Buscemi, “Ghost World”
Best Clothier: Oscar of Sweden
Best Computer Science Professor: Oscar Waddell, Indiana University
Best Anime Character or Something: Lady Oscar
Best Guitars: Oscar Schmidt by Washburn
Best… aw, fuck it.