English class journal entry from 21 January 1993:

Hey, kids! Today’s quote is “Boy, I really pulled that one out of my butt!!” As in, “Hey! A B-minus! Boy, I really pulled that one out of my butt!” Pulled it out, unfolded it, read the message, and threw it away. If it came out of my butt there is no real reason to keep it around for a long time anyway. I definitely do not put it back. There’s a sign on my butt that says “Exit Only”. That includes suppositories. If it has to go in my butt, it isn’t any good for me. But if it comes out of my butt, it’s nothing but good stuff.

Daily Hey Magic Number: 13