Chelsea B.: i hate great america right now
Chelsea B.: it fucking broke my neck
Chelsea B.: it was fun at the time, but i’m totally wobbly
lucahack: it’ll grow back
Chelsea B.: my spinal chord?
Chelsea B.: chord? cord?
Chelsea B.: god, i can’t even spell
Chelsea B.: they break your neck
Chelsea B.: and the first thing to go is your spelling
lucahack: your neck will grow back
Chelsea B.: it’s not gone, it’s just broken
Chelsea B.: damaged
lucahack: you just need a neckrub
lucahack: or a backrub
Chelsea B.: oh…..sound familiar?
lucahack: hmmmmm
Chelsea B.: hmmmmmm
lucahack: or an ASSRUB
Chelsea B.: yikes
lucahack: you look like you could use a BREASTRUB
Chelsea B.: you are dirty
Chelsea B.: hehehh
lucahack: I’m totally over the top

Daily Hey Magic Number: 14