Lucubus “diary” entry from 19 June 1991. I think it is hilarious:

I don’t have much time to write. Summer school has been very productive yesterday and today. Kenny told Holly that I think she’s hot. I keep telling everyone I’m going to break up with Stephanie but I never call her so I can’t do it. I wouldn’t mind taking Holly to the movies or something but it’s Maria, Katie, and Kelley that I really like. Katie mostly. I can’t seem to keep her out of my head and I want to talk to her all the time… I hope I don’t annoy her. Kelley mentioned on the phone today that Katie told her something about me but as of yet I’m not exactly sure what. I will talk to Katie tomorrow.

Daily Hey Magic Number: 18