English class journal entry from 4 December 1991:

The answer to my questions lies beyond the Jeopardy! category board. It lies beyond the walls and the floors and the ceilings that lie beyond me. It lies beyond the Hair Club from Men and the local Iraqi eatery. It lies beyond the “Halls” of medicine and beyond the Kool-Aid Wacky Warehouse. It lies beyond the manufacturers of red pens and corduroy contraceptive devices. It lies beyond the Trump Taj Mahal. It lies beyond the Washington Monument (well, at least a picture of it). It lies beyond the puppies and the kittens and the cute little mice without hair. It lies beyond the horseys and the piglets and the sea cows of this world, and yea verily it lies beyond this place. Wait, no it doesn’t. I don’t know where the hell it is. I don’t even know what my questions are. Never mind.

Daily Hey Magic Number: 19