Happy Thanksgiving, although it is now over. I thought and thought about what I could be thankful for in this cold, dead world, and here is what I came up with.
- My family are all healthy.
- My cat is healthy.
- I am reasonably healthy.
- My car is healthy.
- My car is not actually healthy.
- I was lying just now for no good reason.
- Plans are in the works for an interchange at the intersection of U.S. 35 and N. Fairfield Rd. here in Beavercreek, Ohio.
- My mom did some of my laundry for me.
- My younger brother is standing behind me offering up witty things for me to be thankful for.
- I am pretending to listen to his suggestions, but instead of typing them, I am typing this.
- I have not, to my knowledge, thrown up this year.
- I retain my youthful appearance even as my peers grow old and decrepit.
- I’m so close to Broadway stardom I can taste it.
- I have a wonderful collection of many assorted hats and other head coverings. It is worth a fortune.
- My apartment is very nice when it is clean which is not all that often but still.
- I likes pumkin pie!
- My irony is healthy.
That is all.