lucahack: I had a dream once where a professor chastised me in front of the class for swearing during a group discussion
lucahack: a professor who in actuality swore in class regularly
lucahack: so in effect I was making myself feel guilty about his language
A Creamsicle: it’s the puritan in you
lucahack: “got any puritan in you? want some?”
lucahack: hmm… that line doesn’t work
A Creamsicle: only at a very intellectually ironic level
lucahack: “got any music in you? want some?” works better
lucahack: it should be on a concert poster
lucahack: although it is relatively innocuous
A Creamsicle: depends on the graphic
lucahack: a penis-shaped microphone
A Creamsicle: it would be even better on the radio
lucahack: an acoustic guitar with a vagina in the center

Daily Hey Magic Number: 31

Samorama76: do you know of any theatres that are showing the star trek movie at midnite tonite?
lucahack: what am I, some kind of nerd?
Samorama76: um
Samorama76: actually
Samorama76: dude, you left yr pocket protector over here last time
lucahack: hahhahahahaha cough

Daily Hey Magic Number: 32

hmssucktoad: where are you?
lucahack: school. is the VCR recording?
hmssucktoad: it was but i had to stop it to watch this porno.
lucahack: jerk
hmssucktoad: jerk OFF
lucahack:

Daily Hey Magic Number: 15

Samorama76: i need a name for a cat sitting service
lucahack: things are tough all over
lucahack: “Things Are Tough All Over Catsitting Service”
lucahack: “Sam-Meow-Rama”
Samorama76: that’s catchy
lucahack: “Catbutt Catsitters”
lucahack: “Meow Chix”
Samorama76: groan
lucahack: “Purr Grrrls”
lucahack: “Sexxy Samm’s Blowjob and Catsitting Service”
Samorama76: i dunno if that will go over well

Daily Hey Magic Number: 16