I appear to have taken another vacation. This time, it is because I have been busy spending every waking hour playing Baldur’s Gate II. My character is a female bard named Alouette. Her primary weapon is a Long Bow +3, but I also have her equipped with a Long Sword +3 and several wands. Her armor class is a little on the high side, so I keep her towards the back of the party, but I have her cast Armor and that brings her AC down to 1 or 2. (She can’t wear regular armor or she’ll lose her mage abilities.)

However, RPGers are geeks.

I am so very, very tired. Also, I am very hungry. And dirty. I am tired, hungry, and dirty. And I have to go to the bathroom. And also I have a headache. If only mankind in all its technical wizardry could invent one miracle panacea that would cure all these conditions at once! Add canker sores to that as well. No nausea, but I have my fingers crossed.

Is anyone actually reading this?