the little bastard

What’s going on back there?

he's actually trying to get at a little pretzel that I stuck between the keys

Sammy on the synth!

my head is a whopper and the hat is its home

I smell employment!

suck in those cheeks, girl

Mulder! The aliens took my baby!

classy brushed forward look

Did someone say “handsome”?
No? My mistake.

kitty will pounce on flaps

I am prepared for winter living!

a tad scruffy

Hi there!

Vaguely creative and artistically unfocused balderdash.