Two links for your enjoyment while I avoid adding real content.
One:
There is yet another person in the world with whom I share faint traces of genetic material. Meet Tucker at chrisandjane.com.
Two:
This, whatever this is. Turn down the sound if your boss is in the next room. If you’re the boss, make all your employees listen. I also recommend making your browser window full-screen.
I feel dirty somehow.