“I smart,” said President George W. Bush.
Today, in front of millions of Americans, President George W. Bush, known to most as “W”, and to some as “GW”, unilaterally proclaimed that he is smart.
“A whole lotta people say to me, behind my back, that I am dumb,” said the president.
“That gets me pretty steamed,” he continued, twisting his mouth and staring at a space three feet in front of his face. “Because I smart.”
“I plenty smart.”