Recently received in email:

Dear Sir or Madam,

My name is Michael Cole. I represent Zundara.com, a website that offers cosmetic surgery and sex reassignment procedures in Thailand by the famous Dr. Preecha Tiewtranon.

I am writing because Lucubus.com is a popular destination for our target audience: pre and post operation transsexuals. We would like to invite you to be our affiliate. An affiliate is someone who places a Zundara banner or text link on their website, and collects a commission on referrals who schedule a procedure.

Zundara.com will likely be an interesting choice for your viewers because it provides clear descriptions of every procedure available by Dr. Preecha. Surgeon credentials, affordable prices, and photos are complete and easy to find on the site.

Would you please be so kind as to visit Zundara.com and let me know if you would be interested in receiving a brief proposal? You can also view the Affiliate details and registration at www.Zundara.com/affiliates. The process is simple and quick!

How does this sound?

Best wishes,
Michael Cole

I like how the letter starts off with “Dear Sir or Madam”. That’s cute. I wonder if The Lucubus really is a popular destination for pre- and post-op transsexuals. I mean, aside from me. And how can I turn down affiliating myself with the famous Dr. Preecha Tiewtranon?

Decisions, decisions…!