Hooray! I now have a proper half a year’s worth of postings. I can’t say all of them are worthwhile, but at the very least they provide a larger text base from which various search engines can find word and phrase combinations that will lead unwitting saps to my website.
Now to get started on July…
Daily Hey Magic Number: Zero! Now don’t bother me again until December.
Samorama76: happy gaypride day!
lucahack: yay
Samorama76: i didnt get any pussy today 
lucahack: sorry
Samorama76: you’d think everyone would want to prove their gayness
lucahack: not me
lucahack: it’s the closet or nothing
Samorama76: well, its trendier for chicks
Daily Hey Magic Number: 1
This morning, I discovered a secret cave with many 1-ups. Unfortunately, I could not reach them, as they were accessible only from a platform hovering very high up in the center of the room. I think I might have to somehow find a way to drop down from above.
This is not a video game I’m talking about, by the way. I was over by Lake Michigan.
Daily Hey Magic Number: 2
I must not fall asleep now! I am in the home stretch! Put on a pot of coffee, Dolores!
Daily Hey Magic Number: 3