Have you ever been in a situation where you really wanted to shout “GOD DAMN IT!” or “JESUS H. CHRIST!” but had to bite your tongue, because you were wary of sensitive religious folk around?

Here’s the solution to this persistent and annoying problem.

Damnburgers! and its sister phrase Jeezburgers! can be uttered anywhere at any time when the situation calls for it. Even the most pious religious types will have to applaud your ability to cleverly express your frustration or amazement without invoking the names of any deities or messianic beings.

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Damnburgers! That Damnburgers! looks good on you!