Steps away, November 2002
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Extemporaneous poetry
Trust me, the
Spoken-word performance of
This
Is magnificent.
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Offensive
Am I offensive? Are you offended? Should I tone it down? Should I consider middle America? Should I take this out of the family hour?
Are you not offended enough? Should I make ugly assertions? Shall I express indefensible political views? Perhaps I should engage in derogatory commentary regarding categorizations of some kind?
Do my tits look okay?
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Incest = not best
Incest wasn’t best.
Put my sister to the test.
By and large, was not impressed.
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Disenchanted
You’re disenchanted with your panties
Fanning blandly in your shanty
Drinking empty cans of bottled beer
And wearing but a black brassiere
Your husband wants to go out, can he
Dirty shirts make him look manly
Half an hour goes by and then
You urge him to stay in again
He gets so fed up with your ranting
Yells, but then ends up recanting
Backing from his failed chance, he
Knows who doesn’t wear the panties…
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Oh, what the ghost of you brings!
These foolish things remind me of you.
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Kneel before ‘xuc
I have renamed my cat “Similarly Mixed Success”. As that does not fit on the tags that you can buy with the tokens over at the pet smart, I have shortened the name to “Simixuc”, which is, coincidentally, the name of an Aztec god. Really. I swear. I might be wrong, but I sure ain’t lying.
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Dismissed!
I have renamed my cat “Jellica”. He appears to be responding to it by tearing large chunks of carpet up off the floor. I had renamed him previously (to “Recruit Yaney” during a brief fixation with the FOX television series BOOT CAMP) to similarly mixed success.
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Correction:
A Google search for “Jellica” does seem to indicate that it is an actual name. It appears to be popular in eastern Europe and among cats.
The Lucubus regrets the error.
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Let’s all make up names
I just received in my email an advertisement for a porno site, from someone purportedly named Jellica.
Jellica? Really? Come on.
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Crimp
Sorry to crimp your style.
Sorry to put a snitch in your side.
Sorry to put a throne in your paw.
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Foot traffic, October 2002
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A little pricey, November 2002
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Scenery, October 2002
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Sittin’, October 2002
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