Am I offensive? Are you offended? Should I tone it down? Should I consider middle America? Should I take this out of the family hour?

Are you not offended enough? Should I make ugly assertions? Shall I express indefensible political views? Perhaps I should engage in derogatory commentary regarding categorizations of some kind?

Do my tits look okay?

Daily Hey Magic Number: 60

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