hmssucktoad: where are you?
lucahack: school. is the VCR recording?
hmssucktoad: it was but i had to stop it to watch this porno.
lucahack: jerk
hmssucktoad: jerk OFF
lucahack:

Daily Hey Magic Number: 15

Samorama76: i need a name for a cat sitting service
lucahack: things are tough all over
lucahack: “Things Are Tough All Over Catsitting Service”
lucahack: “Sam-Meow-Rama”
Samorama76: that’s catchy
lucahack: “Catbutt Catsitters”
lucahack: “Meow Chix”
Samorama76: groan
lucahack: “Purr Grrrls”
lucahack: “Sexxy Samm’s Blowjob and Catsitting Service”
Samorama76: i dunno if that will go over well

Daily Hey Magic Number: 16

Chelsea B.: i just saw mullholland drive.
Chelsea B.: i don’t get it
lucahack: the thing to remember is that the chick is actually a dude
Chelsea B.: what?
lucahack: oh hang on, that’s the crying game
Chelsea B.: oh, shut up

Daily Hey Magic Number: 18

lucahack: how funny is it that I’m seriously ill and it’s my third-to-last day working at the library?
hmssucktoad: LMAO ROTFL funny.
lucahack: don’t patronize me

Daily Hey Magic Number: 29