Long before Kelis put out her chant-based shout-out to schoolyard prostitution, my brother Tim and I composed a tune with the same title which is just as chanty and twice as endearing. But only half as much about prostitution. Be sure to listen for Tim’s nosefart solo.

Milkshake [MP3, 3.4 MB]

I had a milkshake for breakfast,
A milkshake for lunch,
And a sensible dinner,
And I’m not getting thinner.

One thought on “Sensible”

  1. I’m not sure Tim needs to be thinner. But then I haven’t seen him for a while. Perhaps he’s become quite the porker.

    Did Charlie Hustle ever make a CD?

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