lucahack: I have heard the voices speak and they have told me to make pizza for dinner
Chelsea B.: i have to stop eating crap
lucahack: yeah, crap is bad for you
Chelsea B.: seriously!
lucahack: pizza is not crap
Chelsea B.: yes it is
Chelsea B.: it is made of poop
Some screen names have been altered to protect the innocent.
Daily Hey Magic Number: 24
lucahack: I just purchased an expensive piece of computer equipment online with money that I don’t have
lucahack: God bless America!
foldingsuplex: good job helping our economy along
lucahack: if I didn’t buy the graphics tablet, the terrorists would have won
foldingsuplex: yeah. that’s the truth
lucahack: I already have one but it no longer appears to work, and I’ve had nothing but trouble with it since I got it
lucahack: but that couldn’t possibly happen TWICE
Daily Hey Magic Number: 38
StoneCo1dCrazy: So how’s your catch up going?
lucahack: I am totally not working on it at all
lucahack: it will probably be lots of one sentence posts
lucahack: or more journal entries from ten years ago
lucahack: I’m even running out of drawings
StoneCo1dCrazy: Stuff like “Gee, Rachel’s a fine dame. I bet she’s a goer”
lucahack: christ, I need more material
lucahack: yeah, stuff like that
Daily Hey Magic Number: 41
Samorama76: so did kiefer kieck ass?
lucahack: boom boom bam!
lucahack: Kiefer’s efforts at ass-kicking are being undercut at every turn by his underlings, however
lucahack: and his superiors don’t approve of his maverick style
lucahack: but Kiefer is a man on the edge!
Samorama76: are you a writer for this show?
lucahack: and he plays by his own rules!
lucahack: I wish!
lucahack: Kiefer’s catch phrase is WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR???
lucahack: and nobody ever answers him
lucahack: they just cuss him out in Serbian and die
Samorama76: what am i missing?!
lucahack: there is a whole world drifting by underneath your nose
lucahack: WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR????
lucahack: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY WIFE AND DAUGHTER???
lucahack: I SWEAR, IF YOU’VE TOUCHED THEM…
lucahack: MY VOICE WILL BE THE LAST ONE YOU EVER HEAR.
lucahack: BECAUSE YOU’LL GO DEAF FROM ME SCREAMING AT YOU!
Samorama76: English-Serbian Dictionary
lucahack: well played
Samorama76: DIDJA GO TO THE LEGO STORE?!?!?
lucahack: it was closed
lucahack: maybe tomorrow I’ll go
Samorama76: i looooooooooooooove the lego store
lucahack: my parents are staying down there
Samorama76: IN THE LEGO STORE?
lucahack: near it anyhow
lucahack: I want to get Harry Potter lego shit
Samorama76: eerrr harry potter
lucahack: fuckin’ Hogwarts Castle
Samorama76: im just not down with it
lucahack: don’t judge me
Samorama76: right sorry
lucahack: harry potter r00lz
Re: Madonna’s Truth or Dare
lucahack: “Truth or Dare” is on cable
Samorama76: the madonna movie?
Samorama76: i have cable in my room, i am sooo spoiled
lucahack: Rita Hayworth gave good “face”
lucahack: I am voguing
Samorama76: let yr body go with the flow
lucahack: madonna just asked a dude to whip it out
lucahack: and he did!
Samorama76: well, DUH
lucahack: now she is fellating a bottle
Samorama76: oh that is classic, i love her
lucahack: I bet the Britney Spears documentary won’t have anything like that!
Samorama76: i think it has her sucking down the straw from a capri sun on accident
lucahack: who? Britney?
lucahack: she’s not too sharp, that one
Samorama76: not that innocent, either
lucahack: so I’ve heard