I am so very tired.
Microwave-reheated cheese fries smell alarmingly like vomit.
- Boxer briefs: the perfect compromise!
- Lots of good shows are on television!
- Pizza is good, but have you tried cheeseburger pizza?
- Doritos make you fart! Or at least, they make me fart!
- Super Mario Bros.: a *classic* video game!
- The Winter Olympics are certainly full of talented athletes!
- Comics aren’t just for kids anymore!
- Did you know that there are other kinds of videotape besides VHS?
- Jewish people don’t believe in Jesus!
- For fast internet service, try cable!
- You know who’s really stylish? Gay folks!
- With ‘emoticons’ you can express yourself without words!
- Dick Cheney is a knife-wielding maniac!
“Fierce Grape” flavor Gatorade. Mm-hmm!
I’m making jello
Putting all your eggs into one basket will surely lead to fertility problems.
don’t mess with my toot-toot
moo hoo ha ha
get up get up get busy do it get up and move that body
Boom boom shaka-laka boom BOOM!
rum bum bum
Mixing vanilla-flavored vodka with root beer Schnapps tastes a bit like a root beer float, doesn’t it?
Not even remotely.
This sentence is false.