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Tom terrific!

All right, so ESPN has a new TV-movie that they’re advertising starring Tom Berenger. The advertisement features critics’ quotes, and among them is “…his steeliest glares since Platoon…” —Dallas Morning News

Come on, that’s very funny.

Hey jerk

You don’t own me. I’m not one of your many toys.

So doooooooooon’t tell me what to do,
And doooooooooon’t tell me what to say,
And pleeeeeeease when I go out with you,
Doooooooon’t put me on display,

Where? Here.
When? Now.
What? No idea.