Chelsea B.: the camel clutch?
Chelsea B.: what the fuck?
lucahack: that’s the name of the apartment
Chelsea B.: shut up
Chelsea B.: come on
lucahack: it’s true
Chelsea B.: i’m not putting that on the card
Chelsea B.: it sounds dirty
lucahack: you’re thinking of “camel toe”
Chelsea B.: i know, but that phrase ruins camel altogether
Chelsea B.: ‘camel’
Chelsea B.: is ruined for me.
Chelsea B.: because of camel toe
lucahack: there’s nothing wrong with camel toe
Chelsea B.: uh, yes there is!
lucahack: oh, don’t be ridiculous
lucahack: camel toe is harmless
Chelsea B.: it’s no good.
Chelsea B.: it’s no good.
lucahack: it’s tremendous fun
Chelsea B.: it’s a tremendous disaster
lucahack: have you had a bad experience with camel toe?
Chelsea B.: everybody has.
Chelsea B.: it IS a bad experience
Chelsea B.: whatever. i’m not writing that camel BIZNIZ on the card.
Chelsea B.: forget that.
lucahack: that’s your perogative
Chelsea B.: yes. i win.
lucahack: you win nothing
Chelsea B.: i win everything

Daily Hey Magic Number: 43