Brand new person alert!

Congratulations to Jenn and Todd Carney on the birth of baby boy Aidan!

this picture is great

AIDAN TRAVIS CARNEY, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to be a baby for the next few years, crying and pooping when necessary to accomplish objectives; after these objectives are met, you are to be a young child, and then an older child, and then a teenager ? again, crying and pooping when necessary, but also incorporating field assignments such as going to school, riding a bike, playing baseball, et cetera.

If you accomplish all these goals, then you will grow up to be, perhaps, as great as this man:

The Greatest American Dad, Todd Carney

At the very least, one day you will get to see this picture.

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