This can’t possibly be true.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/020310/140/ctlq5.html

Pop queen Britney Spears fled for cover after having urine thrown at her as she filmed a TV ad. The star was bombed with buckets of urine by angry neighbours as she sang on location in the early hours of the morning, according to the News of the World.

Buckets? Of urine?

How many of these neighbors were working together? Even if I got everyone in my building together to pee into a bucket, the likelihood of that bucket being full would be small. The likelihood of a second bucket even being necessary would be slim to none. Granted, this took place in Los Angeles, and they certainly are fond of their mineral water over there. And I suppose it all depends on the size of the bucket.

Actually, now that I think about it, not only is this story completely plausible, it is almost exceedingly likely to be true. My amazement, I guess, is that the neighbors were able to set aside their potential differences and come together in a unified, urinating front.

In fact, I think I would like to live in such a neighborhood.