Splop!
There is a leak in the ceiling here in the office where I work. On the floor just behind my chair, and hence getting knocked around by my chair, is a little blue recycling bin which has been positioned beneath the leak so as to catch the water. There are several other such leaks here in our office. We are counting down the days until the entire ceiling collapses altogether.
In other news, this page does indeed look screwy in Netscape. It also looks screwy in Opera, although in a slightly different manner. I do not believe I will pursue fixes for these idiosyncrasies. It is a pointless endeavor. Changing one bit will just screw up a different bit. So I have sold my soul to Bill Gates. He is a fiery hell demon! And I hear he picks his nose and eats it!