Why am I downtrodden? I will never ever get to bed at a sensible hour ever again at any point in my life in the future.
That said, Happy Halloween! I hope you get the shit scared out of you, you punk kids. My costume this year is a bowl of cereal. With milk. I’ll be wearing it inside my stomach. Unless I have a few drinks at the office Halloween party, you know how it is.
Some links to enjoy:
Separately, two interesting sites. Together, ONE HUNDRED PERCENT MINDFUCK.