I am ill

There is no other explanation.

Why else would I be weepy after watching the movie “High Fidelity”? The film does not have a sad ending. The main character is a music snob, and I don’t think that I share that characteristic, but otherwise it is a movie which makes me teary in a manly way. I blame the soundtrack; it’s very manipulative. Also I blame the gin.

I believe when I fall in love with you it will be forever…
I believe when I fall in love with you it will be forever…
I believe when I fall in love with you it will be forever…
[ad infinitum]

*sniff*