The author of Scary Go Round, one of my favorite webcomics, had a little contest recently wherein people would submit their own Scary Go Round strip and then he would pick his favorites and run them in place of his regular strips for a week. My entry follows. It did not win:
Revealing this may also explain this business.
(To anyone who followed a link from SGR to get here: Hi!)
Ah, the modern method of having the funniest parts of a comic strip somewhere other than in the last panel (in this case, that would be “the eggs say ‘hello'” in panel 1 and “tele-o-phone” in panel 4).