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Geekzapoppin
To those of you not in the “know”, this past weekend I was at the Wizard World 2001 comic book convention, here in Chicago. I spent ridiculous amounts of money and met Kimmi (see preceding article), and also:
Elektra: Assassin and Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man were on hand to demonstrate the perils of wearing spandex too frequently. Oh, the rashes!
James Marsters, aka “Spike” from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, appeared briefly on the convention floor, rapped freestyle for a few minutes, and turned to mist.
Optimus Prime asked to bum a cigarette off me. I didn’t have any. I asked him to transform, but he wouldn’t. Asshole.
Kimmi = AWESOME
Pictured: myself with Kimmi from “Survivor 2″:
Sweet!
It’s not the heat, it’s the stupidity
Today’s highest temperature in Chicago, not including the heat index, was 101?F. In such hot, humid weather, my hair tends to curl up. Observe this photograph, taken today:
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That’s right. I am turning into Mr. Kotter.
Pictures taken one year ago
These pictures are of my brothers, John and Tim, and were taken at the Old North Church in Boston one year ago at my cousin’s wedding.
Clowns.
I’m so pretty
Aren’t I?
I am.
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It is my brother Tim’s birthday today. He is 23. Hooray!
This is his web page. Go look at his Hearts scores!
Happy Birthday to my “special” brother John!
I am surrounded by psychopaths.
Creative psychopaths, however.
Happy New Year from the Belly Twins
Bush won the presidency tonight, which makes this all the more bittersweet. Pictures now.
I’m a handsome bastard.
Ghoulash!
In the spirit of the upcoming Christmas holiday, I thought I’d put up a picture left over from Hallowe’en. This is me at Jeremy’s house:
Which is scarier, me or the kitten calendar?
Time for a beard update.
Ha, ha, ha.
I am bored. Here is a picture of my cat.
So I was playing around with the Cosmopolitan Virtual Makeover the other day, and I decided to give myself a beard:
Ha, ha. That’s no virtual beard! It’s real. It’s as real a beard as Kevin Spacey’s Oscar date. Still, my virtual makeover is imminent. Look for results in the coming weeks.
Now that I think about it, this picture is some creepy shit.